【自用】咱们裸熊 四人英语配音 0.9倍速

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女孩：Come on, guys. Let’s get this lunch starte. Ahhh（打开冰箱很惊讶）

棕熊：What’s wrong, Tabes?

女孩：What’s wrong? Can’t you tell? 

Don’t you see what’s wrong here?!

棕熊：Oh,man. 

Someone took your sandwich? That’s rough.

熊猫：Oh,yeah.I’m sorry, Tabes.

白熊：Ice Bear will help make new sandwich.

棕熊：Hey, good idea, bro! 

We’ll all help you make a new one!

女孩：A new one?! 

You know how hard I worked on that sandwich! 

I put my blood, tears, and sweat into it.

棕熊：Um, who are they?

女孩：Isn’t it obvious, my dear Grizz? 

The sandwich was eaten while I was outside with Kirk. Which means...

棕熊：Oh! I know, I know! 

That means that the thief was... inside? 

Oh,my gosh! 

What if he’s still here?!

熊猫：We’re the suspects, Grizz.

女孩：Bingo.

白熊：Ice Bear has committed no crime... today.

（女孩拉上窗帘关灯 停顿几秒）

棕熊：Uh, I didn’t do it!

I swear I’m innocent.

女孩：I’m listening.

棕熊：Um, okay, I was waiting for

you to come back from your walk. 

I was playing with my blocks 

when something flew past the window outside! 

I had to investigage,

but Martinez was asleep in front of the window. 

So I, uh, gracefully moved around him and climbed out. 

It was a totally sweet boomerang, 

but it was stuck in the bug zapper. 

I mean, I really wanted to rescue it, but... (啊啊啊，触电）

Using a stick, I carefully disabled the zapper, 

finally allowing me to pull the boomerang to safety.（努力敲击，成功后欢呼）

But it turned out that disabling the bug zapper 

was a bad idea. 

I mean, suddenly, I was surrounded 

by, like, a zillion bugs. 

I tried to fight them off with my boomerang, 

but they just kept coming! 

Ugh! I think I even got one in my mouth. 

Eventually, I made it back to the station, 

locking the bugs outside.

女孩：Hmm. Good story. 

Guess that checks out... for now. 

Stripes!

熊猫：Aah!

女孩：What’s your story?

熊猫：Uh, so, I was looking for something 

to make my profile stand out more on my dating app. 

I just needed the perfect prop. 

And then I saw it. 

Bingo! 

Ladies love a man in uniform. 

I politely asked to borrow Martinez’s hat.

Martinez? 

马丁内斯：Hmm?

熊猫：Can I…can I borrow your hat?

Ma…Martinez?

I’m gonna take that as a yes. (LAUGHTER魔性笑声)

I then took a few selfies.

I like this hat.

And then, I went to return the hat.

But Martinez was making things difficult.

Oh, come on, man!

马丁内斯：What, what?!

熊猫：And then I just lied on the floor

And tried to stay cool.

女孩：Fair enough.

What’s your story?

Yes, you.（白熊指指自己）

白熊：Ice Bear was on computer,

researching the flowing stream kung fu techniques.

But then Ice Bear decided to wash hands before lunch.

Ice Bear walked around sleeping Martinez

to get to the bathroom.

Ice Bear washed hands.

Ice Bear dried hands.

Ice Bear tried to leave, but door handle was old.

Ice Bear was trapped.

Ice Bear thought about water dragon technique(回忆水龙拳，暴力开门）

After mastering water dragon technique, 

Ice Bear went back to computer and watched cat videos. 

Ha ha. 

That is the end of Ice Bear’s tale. 

Solid alibi.

女孩：Interesting. Very interesting.

You see, I noticed 

that Kirk wanted to go out, 

so we left the ranger station for a quick walk. 

In the woods, I let Kirk off his leash to do his business. 

And then I proceeded to get in some calisthenics. 

Many sets later, Kirk returned. 

Then we happily arrived back at the station, ready to eat.

But, my beloved sandwich was stolen!

棕熊：As impressive as those push-ups are, 

we already knew all that.

女孩：But don’t you see, Grizz? 

While we were all distracted,

someone crept quietly into the room. 

Feast your eyes on the culprit!

熊们：woo~~

棕熊：Kirk! What a sneaky sneak!

白熊：Ice Bear knew whole time. 

（狗吐舌头，很无辜）